Bob (LordMinion777)
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10,133 appearances
23 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 3 Aug
Bob (LordMinion777) ’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It still sucks, but I think Mark is right.
And I want to put on my conspiracy theory hat, which is invisible and just say, Mark is talking about like we should implement a new system.
Can we just be so for real and say there definitely already are profiles of
basically anyone who uses the internet for anything that the companies trade behind the scenes like little real person trading cards they know who we are i'm confident that these big companies with access to all of the metadata on a on a specific user's like internet activity can look at a transaction and be like oh gary's buying 30 more taylor swift eras tour tickets
man that guy suck they know if you're gonna keep records like that on us anyway use them for good use that to shut scalpers down and be like look we know this is you we know you've bought a hundred tickets in the last three years you hear there's a limit now you may buy two tickets you are welcome like if they're gonna keep those stupid secret profiles no matter how careful you are with your data if you buy things online if you use social media they totally know
They know.
They just do.
They have a profile on every single person who's ever touched the internet.
I know that, like, for legal reasons, they're not going to admit this.
The corporations are never because they would potentially get in some sort of trouble.
But I think it would buy more goodwill for corporations.
Don't don't put shit on sale that you've already artificially jacked the prices up.
Don't lie to us.
If they were just like, look, you guys know in your heart of hearts, we do have that.
those those things you think we have we have those so as a as a form of repayment we're going to use these online profiles we keep uh basically without your consent you know or without your knowing consent we're going to shut down scalpers no one's going to be able to scalp shit like i if if a company did that one i would not be surprised because i'm like clearly i've bought into that conspiracy or whatever you call it like i'm pretty sure that's what's happening if they were just honest and we're like and you know we're going to use that information to just do you a solid i
be like fuck well if I have to engage with you know heartless evil corporations I guess you're at the top of the list at least you guys are honest and I appreciate that you're like we're gonna fuck you but also we'll give you a little something like fine great my one pushback to anything you said is the collectibles thing Pokemon cards for adults are definitely like that but like there was a value as a kid and getting Pokemon cards and just getting to fuck around with them put one in like your bike spokes or whatever
This is why kids need to buy... Kids need to get this shit and play with it aggressively.
Don't let there be PSA 10s.
Have every Charizard in existence be all crumpled up and folded and torn from that one time your little sibling stole your binder.
Fuck.
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