Bob (LordMinion777)
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10,133 appearances
23 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 3 Aug
Bob (LordMinion777) ’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Do shit.
Come on, kids.
I know you listen to this.
Go play with your toys.
Ruin them.
I didn't watch a whole game the whole time.
And can I just say, this is not exclusive to soccer, and it's probably because I'm an outsider.
The acting that goes into the fouls and the whole economy within the game of football
pretending you got hurt holding your knee writhing around the whole like discourse I don't know what you call it the whole culture of it in soccer looks so silly to me it's like that in all sports it's like that in the NBA it's like that in the NHL a fair amount got like it's like that in all professional sports this is not a soccer only thing but it's like it's just in soccer it's
something about it reads as extra hilarious to me because it'll be like two guys who run casually near each other and clearly don't touch and one guy just like does a front flip and is like god god fight is holding his knee like he got shot and then the ref will come over and be like don't play on and he stands up and is like fuck i tried god and runs away it's like
oh that that like ruins sports for me when that happens in any sport i'm immediately like god i hate those kids like i hate that player that did that i understand it's part of the game but the soccer ones are like because in hockey it's like at least you're pretending he hit you in the face with a hard wooden stick
Or even in the NBA, there's a lot of flopping and bullshit, but it's like, you're pretending you just got elbowed in the face, which would definitely hurt.
In soccer, it's like, what are you pretending?
You're pretending he bumped into you harder than it seemed like he did?
Oh, no.
I know, I know I'm underselling it and I'm not a soccer fan.
So this is all bullshit, but like it just, whatever that happens in sports, it ruins it completely for me.
And every moment I watched soccer, I'd watch for like five minutes and then some crazy bullshit would happen.
And I'd immediately be like, okay, that's enough sports.
basketball fouls of history but yeah like a lot of the rest of the world cup was was really great and it was fun to see flopping's annoying it's annoying in every sport i agree with you it's in all sports and it always pisses me off but it's not that's not a soccer thing
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