Bob (LordMinion777)
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10,133 appearances
23 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 3 Aug
Bob (LordMinion777) ’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And so he took his stealth shovel
the size of which we have not yet discussed, and coated the tip of it in the perfect poison that he had, uh, hence brewed and brought with him in a tiny vial.
And so the criminal, across his back, strapped his widely-known tactical shovel that he was wont to carry around, especially to gallows.
Blueprints with his blue crown and his tactical shovel made his way into the White House.
He sauntered up.
casually to the Red Queen, made sure that he happened to just like be a little rowdy and turn and bump her and cut her right on the arm with the edge of his tactical shovel, which was the thing that he had done many times as a child.
And so it wouldn't be weird at all for him to do it now as a fully grown adult man or woman.
Well, I guess it is Blueprints.
I mean, probably, whatever.
So anyway, the poison was thus delivered, and it was at that point that the Blueprints needed to make an escape and needed to do so in character, and the Blueprints is known for stealing something from every party that he attends.
And so the blueprints just started rummaging around and at one point picked up a crowbar.
No, I used that already.
Why did I do that?
That's exactly not what I was leading towards.
Rummaging around, had a seizure for a second, looked at a crowbar and changed his mind and then sat in a chair and declared loudly for the entire gala to hear,
So it is mine.
And the blueprint snapped his fingers and two royal guards came in and without the blueprints getting out of the chair, they picked up the chair and the prince and unceremoniously carried him out of the gala.
And everyone was kind of like, God, I fucking hate that guy.
And his mom was like, I know, I know, but we have to invite him.
I did my best.
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