Bob of Speakers' Corner

And it's like, so your prophet is only good as an ignorant Christian king, right?

who didn't know anything about childhood development.

The thing is, that king did not have a direct wire to God.

But your claim is that Muhammad had a direct wire to God and he was wise enough to tell us not to eat bacon sandwiches, but not to shag little children.

It's like, just switch on your brain.

You laud how Islam bans alcohol.

And to be fair, there's some merit behind this.

Alcohol is not the greatest thing in the world.

It is a poison.

But you laud that to the nth degree about the foresight and the knowledge of Allah.

Are you telling me that Allah couldn't tell you

that shagging little kids was wrong.

And let's be clear, there is no such thing as a nine-year-old woman.

Because the argument is that Aisha went into puberty.

It's called precocious puberty.

It's a medical condition.

It's the early onset of puberty where your body thinks that you're ready to have kids and starts behaving like it is, but the rest of your body isn't.

Your brain isn't developed.

Your hips aren't developed.

And for crying out loud, she was still playing with dolls.