Brad Meltzer

A man...

walks into a funeral home carrying his favorite blue suit because he's got a terminal disease and this is the suit that he wants to be buried in.

But here's the thing, Glenn, you know, if you open up in your local bank a safety deposit box, then paperwork gets filed.

The government can track it.

Same thing if you go to the UPS store and open up a PO box.

But if you secretly sew something into the lining of your suit and you hand that suit over to your local mortician,

You have an ultimate untraceable hiding spot.

So the man leaves the suit in the funeral home, goes back to his hotel where there's a man with a gun waiting for him, says, where is it?

Our guy says, I don't know what you're talking about.

The man with the gun shoots him dead.

That suit's still in the funeral home.

You won't believe what's hidden inside it.

I went to a funeral home and I'm going through the funeral home researching and I see this door and it's got a big padlock on it.

I say to the funeral director, what's in there?

Does he show me around?

And he says, oh, you're going to love this.

He opens up the door and there's all these old suits and like, you know, like what your grandmother would wear to a wedding, like a sequined gown.

And he says, if you're if you're old and you don't have a lot of family, you pick out what you're going to wear to your funeral.

But it's also got like a Jets jersey in there.

There's a cowboy hat that someone says, my ex-wife hated this hat.