Brent Weinbach
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250 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Brent Weinbach’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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we dealt with I don't think you did I dealt with roaches hardcore that week you did in a hotel yeah do you remember I was using you know I'd use the internet in the lobby yes I remember that and I was typing away or whatever I was typing a message I was kind of you know on Craigslist looking for bat tours you know and I saw something kind of funny
I saw something that felt in the corner of my eye, in the periphery. I saw something fly or some black thing or whatever. And I thought, was that a bird or something that just flew into the hotel? And then I looked down on the keyboard and there was a big roach. And it had flown or it had come from the ceiling or something and it landed there.
And I thought, I guess the roach wants to use the internet. And I said, maybe they want to look up bat tours also. And so I said, all right. And I let them have it. Yeah, I checked out the website he went to, and it was pretty hardcore.
They were looking up hotthrobbingcockroaches.com. Oh, wow. They went to that. They went to hotthrobbingcockroaches.com. Hotthrobbing black cockroaches. Oh, yeah. They were black ones, too. Brown ones, too, actually. Brown and black. Unbelievable. They had brown... What was that thing? Brown cloud or whatever? Cloudy brown? Cloudy brown. Smoky brown. They had the smoky brown.
We did talk about shits a lot that week, too. We had a lot of shit talk. Definitely.
And you know what? I think the first time I did your podcast, when... It's so crazy how you've... This is the empire that you've grown into. But the first time I did your podcast, that was what we talked about. Wiping. Remember that? Oh, yeah. I think we bonded on wiping techniques and stuff, too. That's right.
No, no, I'm not. I do regular.
Well, okay, I know. Well, this is what we talked about. But we were talking about front to back or back to front. And I go back to, I say it's a combination of both. You have to do both. Because, oh, you say it's front to back only.
Right, but if you don't, when you go forward, you don't go all the way to the vagina. You have to just, think of it like a carpet or something. When a carpet, if you only do it one way, maybe you don't have bristles. I don't have. Maybe we have bristles. Oh, I got it. Yeah. So when the bristles go one way, you got to go the other way so that the other side of the bristles get wiped as well.
You see what I mean? So you do both, but you don't go all the way. Do you use a bidet or a washlet? Why do you say it like that? Because I don't like that. Why? Because I don't want to get blasted in such ways. But it cleans you so nicely. It's not homosexual. No, if it was, I'd maybe be more into it. But I don't like that. It just seems messy to me.
If you get squirted, right, and the blast is strong. Okay, so imagine your acorn is sort of crusted with whatever, you know, filth, and you get blasted. I'm just afraid that things are going to sort of splatter all over your cheeks.
Well, that seems kind of pointless to me in a way. What about wet wipes? Well, I wet the tissue. That's simply what I do. But would you use a wipe? Well, I don't want any kind of detergent in it because that's going to be itchy to me eventually or something like that. I used to use witch hazel, but then that started doing weird things to me.
I put the soap in a rag, tie it up, and then use that to sort of titillate and do other things. Wow. Because that's kind of classic style. That's classic. Or you sometimes use a pillowcase or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of full metal jacket style. I go full metal jacket on that ass. Oh, yeah. And...
UV light? You know, okay, this is... Is this... Is that comedic? Is that a joke? Or is this a real guy? I think it's a real guy. Because I really truly believe that right now GIMPs are making a comeback. Really? Definitely. Okay, so they became kind of mainstream when Pulp Fiction came out, obviously. Everybody was going GIMP, you know?
And then they started to go, and then it became kind of played out or whatever to do GIMP stuff. And then, and now, I feel like GIMPs are making, or at least, I don't know what it is, but I've been saying GIMP a lot lately. And I have a friend who's a GIMP, by the way. And he's very cool. He's a very cool guy. And if you have any questions about GIMPdom, he can answer.
And I asked him about what, when Pulp Fiction came out and GIMPs became popular or whatever, I said, what did you think about that as a GIMP? And he said, whatever, that was old hat. It was just, I already had been doing GIMP stuff. So I think in a way, Pulp Fiction kind of ruined the GIMP thing for GIMPs.
And now we have enough separation from it. Yeah, now you can kind of get back into it and be cool about it again. Yeah. You guys got to check my gimp out.
He's not my gimp. I mean, he's my friend. He's my gimp friend. Is he somebody's gimp, though? Yeah, I think he is.
Yeah. He's a cool guy. He's a very cool guy. Sounds like it. He's a very cool gimp.
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