Bret Easton Ellis

Just give us the truth about it.

Don't invent something.

I mean, secondhand smoke was really just invented.

And we could have been watching PSAs for proper tire inflation, which would have saved more lives.

There's more people die every year when their tires blow out on the freeway and their SUVs roll than there are from secondhand smoke.

I say that with some certainty because nobody dies of secondhand smoke.

So put it into whatever makes sense.

Don't put it into something that you've made up to feel good about yourself.

That happened to me tonight.

There you go.

But anyway.

But I think that the whole – Oh, where were you?

I think that it's worked because where I live, smoking is banned on the streets basically.

You can't smoke anywhere in West L.A.

No restaurants.

Buildings are even being – the building that I live in wants to pass a law that no one can smoke in the building.

I like when they say 100 percent smoke-free.

I grew up as in the – I just love that we are – hotels do that, 100 percent smoke-free.

Oh, it's definitely worked.

I always –