Bret Easton Ellis

I've always said this is what the NRA does, and I'm sure this is why the NRA does what the NRA does.

They saw what happened to the smokers.

The smokers used to just smoke everywhere.

And then at a certain point, they said, hey, guys in the restaurant smoking, you mind just moving over to a section over here and smoking with the other smokers?

And they all got up and they moved over there and they sat down.

And then at a certain point, some guy came in and said, if you're going to smoke, we just need you to move it to the bar.

You can smoke in the bar.

That's fine.

And then everyone got up, picked up their ashtrays and moved to the bar.

And at a certain point, someone said –

We need you outside.

And then the guys, all the smokers walked out front and then somebody said, we need you down the street.

You can't smoke in front.

That's why the NRA goes fucking banana clips.

No, we're keeping them like they they don't want to get out of the restaurant.

They're scared if they move to that section of the restaurant, then they're going to go to the bar, then they're going to go to the street, then they're going to go down the street.

So they're smart.

They just argue in the restaurant and never stop that argument.

And the smoke has been the same thing.

Now the building is smoke-free.