Brett Neustrom

It's like I had a fucking hose and I'm like spraying down these like casserole pans.

It was like actually hell.

And then I was like babysitting.

It was anyways, but I've worked so many odd jobs in my life and then moved out here, worked more odd jobs.

And then I've been doing social media full time for like a year and a half now.

I'm trying to think.

Well, I was a personal assistant for a YouTuber.

But he was, like, a kid YouTuber, meaning he was an adult.

But his, like, content was so kid.

Yeah.

And so we, like, roll up to this, like, three-year-old's house.

And I was like, this is...

This is who we're collabing with today.

And, oh, my God, I had to dress up as a pond monster because, obviously, he has an ongoing series where he's trying to catch a pond monster.

And so I had to dress up as a pond monster, and I found that out on site that I was going to be wearing the pond monster costume.

And I had to, like, swim through a pool.

He's chasing me with a giant net.

So that was an interesting job.

And then I got fired because I needed one mental health day.

And he said, we don't do that.