Brian Cage
speaker
1,210 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 30 Jun
Brian Cage’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm not going to be able to say it now.
It's like the whole thing.
I'll pull it up.
Oh, you got the verbiage verbiage.
Okay.
You know, they say all men are created equal.
But you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true.
See, normally, if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winning.
But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal.
So you got a 25% chance at best at beating me.
Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, and your chances of winning Jurassic go down.
You see, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning, but I got a 66 and two-thirds chance of winning because Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me, and he's not even going to try.
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33% chance minus my 25% chance, and you got a one-third chance of winning that sacrifice.
But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we were to go one-on-one, and you add 66, two-thirds of the chance, I got 141, two-thirds chance of winning that sacrifice.
You see, Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you.
great i love the way he says krangle he just runs it correct my favorite because critical news he can't beat me so he's not gonna even try the uh so good yeah i know we've done before too like yeah i always love just like his little his little spoofs where his little quick one-liners where he's just just flabbergasted where he's like
Man, I'm the big bad booty dad.
I'm a freak 24.
Bubba Ray's like, man, English, English.
He just talks.
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