Brian Cranston
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Podcast Appearances
We got live shows.
We got the news.
We got Fitzsimmons coming up.
It's the Swedish stove thing.
I never called the guy.
Yeah, yeah, that's too much pressure.
It was just that Swedish stove thing really reminded me.
That's what we're all thinking about.
Now, who else has got some story?
Do you think the guy was really an asshole, though?
For throwing the guy with the limp penis out of there?
Well, no, the guy with the limp on the bed, because his buddy, there were no preliminaries.
Yeah.
You know, I don't think anyone intentionally... It's sort of... Having a limp cock is the vehicular manslaughter of crime, which is no one goes out and says, I'm going to run over a Mexican on a bicycle who's coming home from his busboy gig, but when it's raining, I've had a couple of beers.
You know what I mean?
So you still feel bad for all parties.
You know, there's still a victim here, but it's hard to blame the guy who couldn't get a boner because he didn't go out intentionally and think, let's pick up some chicks at the cinema and not get hard.
I love it when a guy goes full Euro in just one sentence, you know.
The flat, the disco, putting the tech.
By the time we're in the lift, I'm already fucking this bitch.