Brian Cranston
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Podcast Appearances
Not that one.
Joe Jackson, Papa Jackson.
I love when these guys, like, stare in the mirror and go...
Well, I'm 85% creepy now, but what if I got a pencil-thin mustache like an evil guy from a Disney cartoon from the 50s, like an evil carnival barker from the 50s?
Wouldn't that make me look that much creepier and demonic?
Yeah.
Yeah, I bet it would.
I bet it would.
You'd probably take a little Sharpie and draw him.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And when I'm being interviewed by Geraldo and he's asked me if I ever molested my son, what's going to make it seem to the world like I'm lying my ass off?
Super penciled in.
Oh, what if I wore a chain outside of my turtleneck?
Yes.
Yes.
Is there anyone that ever gets hold of these guys and go, look, there's a place called Old Navy.
Get a fucking shirt with button down collar.
So at least for a second, you go back.
He's kill you.