Brian Cranston
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Someone's been eating oatmeal cookies down at the junior high again.
I just thought it'd be a life of homemade lasagna.
You make that pan of lasagna, it lasts four months.
The lasagna tastes better two days later.
You know what?
There should be.
There should be.
And forget about the Stouffer's weird size one.
That, again, it's either for one stone fat guy or two people that aren't that hungry.
Like that weird.
It's five and a half by five and a half.
It's not really.
There should just be one go for broke in Pyrex.
You return the Pyrex for a deposit.
You bring it back.
It's 18 bucks.
You get your money back on your next tray.
Twice a month, you buy it in the Pyrex, and it's like, so your marriage has gone to shit lasagna company.
We're sending you a full fucking tray.
Freezer wife.