Brian Graham

Yes, you should ask.

How do you manage that?

What is the best routine coming out of winter to manage the...

fucking science experiment that goes on in my pool every spring because that's exactly what it is and I'm not joking but you know I go to these like I used to go to this neighborhood pool with my friend a lot lived in the neighborhood and there's a lifeguard that was almost always there like at least on the weekdays you know 20 something lifeguard always sitting in the chair sure

Doing her thing.

And then every hour she would blow that damn whistle and we'd all have to get out of the pool.

And then she'd go and she'd scoop it up and test the chemicals and all that.

And then she'd put a little of this and put a little of that.

I should ask her.

I should have been like, hey, what is what are you putting in the pool?

And how does that manage the pool chemicals?

Because I just ancient Chinese wisdom.

pool you would like to swim in without getting gonorrhea gonorrhea you have in your pool yes she would probably just be like they told me to put this in so that's what i do that's exactly what it is exactly what she would say she'd be like if it's this color i put that in if it's that color i put that right that's how you do it and then the big you know pool boss daddy comes in and

godfather of the pool every sunday night he comes in with 10 gallons of chlorine you wonder why you know there's a certain smell to almost every hotel you go to and it's bleach that's the smell the smell you get is bleach unless you're going to like the ritz-carlton and then you you know you get the fancy smells this is like a couple of people who were trying to sell hotel scents yes at one time it's a whole thing yeah it was like a spencer it was the celebrity or whatever who's that guy that everybody hates

Spencer.

Yeah, like Heidi and Spencer.

Heidi and Spencer.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But anyway, that notable smell that you smell in most hotels is chlorine.