Brian Graham

But I am not staring at those children as if they were my own.

There's my child, right?

And now I can't even go to my child and look at my... Because...

One of my kids who's a little bit older, she's like, you know, five, seven range years old.

Yeah.

We have a very fun relationship.

So we're always having fun with each other.

There's always a joke or she's doing a flip on my shoulder.

Yeah.

I'm a gymnastics bar, basically.

Yes.

But then we have fun because we joke with each other.

Well, now I think some of the other girls in her class have noticed how jokey she is with me.

So the other girls are jokey with me too.

There's a problem with that though, which is fine.

Everyone's having fun.

We're all, everyone's having a good time, you know, high fives and all that other stuff.

The problem is, is that when I go to the window, my daughter will run over to make jokes and then other people in the class will come over to make jokes too.

And those teachers who are just high school girls, right?

They're like, fuck that guy.