Brian Holtzman
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The kids stopped coming to see me.
Yeah, I got a clog in my blowhole.
Which was, that was on the way to the show, so that was the first clue.
And then I was going, doing the show, and I had this bit because my friend's show was called Big Dog Sundays, and I happened to have a dog sex mask.
I can explain it to you, but it really doesn't matter.
Yeah, and so I had this bit, like I go up there with the mask and not explain it, but I take it off eventually, but I left the mask on the entire set.
But yeah, I had chills and they were like talking to each other, trying to figure out if they should call the ambulance, but I don't have health insurance, so that was kind of the thing.
And then for a while there, I couldn't walk for like a week.
Because I'm lost during this fucking conversation.
And then I was just like, you know what?