Brian Regan

We're now having to – we're now all conducting a very unique experiment, which is we all want what we want when we want it.

And in the past, that worked its way out because if you wanted this thing –

You would have to get up, get dressed and go get some.

Right.

And you might get killed trying.

Now it's I can stare at my phone as long as I want.

And then at some point when I get tired of watching Internet porn and I get hungry, I can just go ahead and hit this app.

And the stuff is kind of insanely cheap in the sense that.

Pan Express is up the street from my house.

Pan Express has orange goo.

They just basically it's like the Teen Choice Awards.

You know, you just walk in there and Cameron Diaz just pulls a lever and you just get covered in orange goo with bits of chicken and rice in it.

And there's nothing better.

There's nothing better than gooey orange chicken and white rice.

There's nothing better.

And the price is literally $4.75.

And the price is not expensive for guys who are day laborers and make 15 bucks an hour.

But for guys like me, it doesn't even count.

It's not something I think.

In people's travels, you'd go, oh, we want to eat out or I want to do this or I want to do that or I want to do that.