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Brian Regan

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
3377 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

And then you'd stop and go, all right, how much is this or how much is that?

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

Pan Express, in my income bracket, the price is not even a second thought.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

It's not even negligible.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

It's like it's a โ€“ or maybe it's the definition of that.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

But it is a zero โ€“

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

I don't have to think about it.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

It's that little a thought.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

As a matter of fact, if I could eat a bucket of gooey orange chicken, I would pay him $50 if I could do it and my body would think I had one of Gina Grad's lovely offerings.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

That's right.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

You can't afford not to.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

So now we're living in a world where for the first time the kids can take zero money, at least as it pertains to me and my income or the things I think about, things I have to pay for and the nut I have to make and so on.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

The percentage of that is zero.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

So they're going to go over there.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

And they're going to walk over there, and they're not going to be attacked by a Kodiak bear.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

And then they're going to come home with a couple of buckets of gooey, orange, sticky rice and chicken and then bring it back to my house and bust it open like a pinata.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

And my job is to smell it and keep walking into the den eating a handful of dry roasted cashews or raw cashews unsalted.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

All I'm saying is this is an experiment.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

It's brand new.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

It's brand new.

Adam Carolla Show
Alex Winter + Brian Regan (Carolla Classics)

And we better all start coaching ourselves up essentially in the middle of running a pass route where essentially the ball has been snapped.