Brooke and Jeffrey

If you're going on vacation this summer, you might want to swing by a little town called Pineville, Louisiana.

Sounds pleasant.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

They've got a Chinese restaurant there called China Queen with some good and bad to it.

It's in a strip mall area, but gets mostly solid reviews.

It's either super good or super bad.

You don't want a five-star review.

But you also don't want a three.

Yeah.

Well, now for the good and bad.

The good, it's still open following the latest incident that they just suffered through.

Somebody get a finger in the soup?

The bad, fresh roadkill of a deer was found inside their freezer.

And I know that doesn't necessarily look good for the image.

Waste not, want not, Jeff.

I mean, there's probably some health code violations involved with that.

Yeah, it was fresh.

They're probably paying the busboys to drive down back roads and hit animals on purpose so they could fill out their menu.

No, that's too hard.

Is there deer fried rice as a special for today?