Brooke and Jeffrey

I kind of think you're crossing the line by asking me my sexual history.

Yeah, Brooke.

Come on, Brooke.

How many red light districts have you been to, Brooke?

None.

Inappropriate.

You know, maybe Sam wasn't quite ready for his first date, but he was definitely ready for his second, if you know what I mean.

He doesn't know how to kiss, can't pick a restaurant, but boy can he navigate the streets of that red light district.

So you're a second date type of guy.

I bet you he could lead a guided tour for the English speakers in Amsterdam.

That doesn't mean that he's going to... Okay, I won't get into it.

That would be hilarious.

This girl's going to do this to you, this one does this to you, this one does this one, and that one does a real special thing.

Yeah, he knows all the deals.

But listen, definitely not defending what he said.

It's just when you've never been on a date ever before in your life and you're trying to figure out how it works, you have to learn really quick what's good to talk about and what is definitely not good to talk about.

Is that something you have to learn?

Isn't this common sense?

I don't know.

It just feels like, ah, buddy.