Phone Tap: Little Spreadsheet Skank
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What prank call sets the stage for the episode?
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What are the rules about office relationships discussed in the prank?
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How does the prank caller address PDA in the workplace?
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It's almost time for your prank call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And they always say don't drink from the company ink.
Oh.
Or no. Wait. No, don't stick your pencil in the office sharpener.
No.
What's it saying?
The toner cartridge, I think.
Don't dip your pen in the company ink. Is that it? Yeah. Yes. Jose got it. Don't dip your pen in the company's stuff. Anyway, one guy decided he was going to do that.
Oh, he's going to date. They just said not to.
And recently he started dating one of his coworkers. So what did she do? She used that information to set him up for your brand new phone tap. It's happening right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
Hello. Hi, Steve. My name is Chad Kroger from Corporate Human Resources. How are you today? Oh, good. Yeah, hi. Hi. Yeah, so I just spoke with Terry not too long ago, the local HR rep, and she told me that you recently disclosed an in-office relationship with another employee. Yes.
What unexpected guidelines are revealed during the call?
Libby? Yes, correct, yes. Nice. Excuse me? Looks like somebody got there before I could. Bravo. Bravo. what i'm just joking with you it's fun to have a little bit of humor before i get to the real reason for my call which is that as a couple now you and libby will fall under a different set of office guidelines okay yeah so i just needed to go over that with you real quick so do you have a pen handy yeah go ahead yeah all right so first of all we do need to address pda in the office sure
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What prank call sets the stage for the episode?
0:00–0:40
2
What are the rules about office relationships discussed in the prank?
0:40–2:07
3
How does the prank caller address PDA in the workplace?
2:07–3:50
4
What unexpected guidelines are revealed during the call?
3:50–6:01
5
How does the prank caller handle awkward moments during the call?
6:01–7:18
6
What humorous responses does the recipient give to the prank?
7:18–9:03
7
How does the prank caller reveal the true nature of the call?
9:03–10:33
8
What is the recipient's reaction to discovering the prank?
10:33–10:41
Speakers
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