Brooke and Jeffrey

What?

Four Seasons is so nice.

Stuck in a tiny six-bedroom suite with only a partial ocean view.

Living like rats.

With only one in-room butler.

Could you imagine?

Dude, my family stayed at places like the Thunderbird Motel that literally had coin-operated vibrating beds.

Which my sister and I thought were really cool when we were 12.

Brooke, your words depress me to no end.

But let's just say, at the Four Seasons, the room service foie gras?

Merely acceptable.

And the champagne?

Not even vintage.

You think that's bad this establishment only offered three types of caviar facials your face

What kind of Chuck E. Cheese establishment was that?

Are you getting to a point?

My nightmare story, Brooke, thank you.

It proves that anything can happen when you're traveling abroad.

Which is why today I'm going over the results from a popular travel site that found the most random room service orders and requests that guests made in the past year.

So already you have to stay at a hotel that offers room service.