Brooke and Jeffrey
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or on a moonlit walk down the beach or under the flickering fluorescent light in stall four of st john's truck stop there's a light flickering like one of those flies happening yeah it's setting the mood yeah i'm just saying everyone has a different idea of what that perfect moment looks like okay but for one of our listeners her first kiss happened out in broad daylight
Probably with children watching.
Oh, wait, what?
And even though they arranged a second meetup, that meetup never happened.
It's like stall number four all over again.
So we're going to do everything in our power to get to the bottom of it in your second date update right after this.
We've all heard of dating ultimatums where they put it all on the line and say, either you put a ring on it or I'm gone.
Okay, you have to pick.
Is it me or your mom?
You can't have both.
You're going to get dumped every time on both of those occasions, I feel like.
Well, if they really love you, they'll choose you.
But it is pretty rare to give yourself a dating ultimatum.
Like, that's it.
If I don't find somebody by August, I'm just marrying my weighted blanket and calling it a life.
Well, there could be worse options.
That weighted blanket really, it really knows how to like hug you the right way.
But I bring it up because one of our listeners says she's on the precipice of giving up on dating forever.
Unless we can make this call work.
That is so much on us.