Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

This first laser story is out of Florida.

Strong start, Jeff.

Oh.

A 76-year-old man named John Moss put up a large sign in front of his house that said, absolutely no drugs allowed on the premises.

Okay.

Yeah, he sounds like a good time.

And I'm sure he's not on any medications that are drugs either.

And then when you approached his porch, there was a medium-sized sign behind that one that said, I'm serious, no drugs in here.

What?

Wow.

This is like when you think you're exiting the airport and then there's another wave of doors.

How many doors do I go through?

Well, maybe if the first sign didn't deter people, the second sign, they'd be like, oh, okay, you know what?

Yeah.

He means business.

Who was bringing drugs to his house prior to the sign?

It's so frequent.

Yeah, well, what happened?

Police were driving by his place the other day and saw the signage, and they thought, well, maybe we should pay this guy a visit and see what's going on.

Fifteen minutes later, John was arrested and hit with multiple charges of drug trafficking.