Brooke / Jeffrey (Assumed Host)

Just be a normal 76-year-old man.

Yeah, and park like an old car on your lawn.

Exactly.

Apparently, officers were not dissuaded by John's self-proclaimed drug-free zone.

Oh, man.

I hate to see that happen.

Always the ones you don't expect.

This next laser story is out of the Velvet Rope Room.

Fancy.

The hottest new nightclub in New York City had lines stretching three blocks long, influencers begging to be put on the list, and people trying to bribe bouncers just to get in.

So what was it?

It's called Studio Cheese.

It's a pop-up nightclub hosted by the Cheddar Cracker snack brand Cheez-Its.

The brand says it's a way to connect with Gen Z and finally satiate that late-night urge for America's favorite cheesy snack.

It looks like the whole place is awash in orange lights based on the picture that you drew.

You're like in a Cheez-It bag.

Yes.

And they did it by featuring Cheez-It infused cocktails like a margarita, but they called it the Cheezerita.

Okay.

Cheez-It hot and spicy crackers along with a cheesy spritz lemon seltzer.