Bryan Bishop
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Yeah, absolutely.
Well, at least the doctor attempted.
The doctor tried to say, and by the way, he wasn't trying to be nice to me.
He wasn't saying, let me see if I can help this soul.
He was giving him like a dad thing of, now look, buddy, I don't know you and you don't know me.
But first of all, if you touch me, you're going to be unhappy.
Second of all, if you have any brains at all, you're going to get up now and you're going to make it good.
And you're going to go over and apologize.
Why don't you know you're drunk?
I call that the Coleman chest adjustment because I got one of those when I was 19.
I acted not that badly, but I was with some friends, and I was pretty wrong, and I was pretty bad, and they gave me the finger in the face, said, look, straighten up and do this, and I didn't.
It was at a football game, and one of my friends reached over and picked up a Coleman chest, one of the red and white ones, the heavy one, and just brought it down on my head, cracked the chest.
I'm not proud of this, but I'm saying,
Knocked me out cold.
They carried me into the car and just threw me in the back seat.
And you know what?
That was it.
And I woke up, first of all, could kill you, but I was fine.
And when I woke up, they said, do you remember anything of that?