Bryan Green

And then I'll bring it down a little bit if I can't get those last reps in, I bring it down a little bit.

But it's muscle confusion and you're really just going for heavyweight short bursts, right?

And so I did that on the crunch machine.

And Chrissy, I have this goddamn cough.

I can't lay down on the bed without, like, putting my hands down first and, like, maneuvering my body.

So I don't have to use my abs.

It hurts up here.

So I go, I do the workout.

Then I see at the Crunch Fitness, they have all these doors.

It says relax.

And I'm like, oh.

And Astrid had told me one time in a far-flung conversation where she was trying to convince me to stop paying so much money for the goddamn tanning bed.

She was like, you know they have a tanning bed at the gym that you can use for free.

And I'm like, no, that's not true.

That's not true.

So I see these doors relax.

So I just go behind the little area and I'm looking into the doors.

They have these massage chair, massage tables, like the electronic ones that encase you in the little thing.

They have massage chairs.

They have four tanning beds.