Bryan Green

Roads are a fucking hot disaster.

And there's no such thing as around the block in Atlanta, Georgia.

You have to, like, go up one hill, down the next, turn left, turn four rights, six highways to get anywhere.

So I was talking to somebody about this the other day that –

During the last ice storm that we experienced, the last bad ice storm that we experienced, I was on a second date with somebody and they ended up staying at my house for four and a half days until I decided that it was fine to drive.

Like no one else in the city was driving, but I decided it was okay to drive.

Right.

And I slipped and I slid all the way to that girl's house and all the way back.

And I was happy to do it because I was just about over it at that point.

But you got to be prepared.

You do.

Like you do have to be prepared because one mile this way or one mile that way and things could be drastically different.

We loaded up.

We called Costco.

I called Costco a couple of days.

And it sounds a little dramatic, but in Atlanta, we just don't have the equipment to deal with this shit.

And we don't have the streets to deal with it.

Like, when you have to go up and down hills, around curves, just on every city.

There is a left-hand turn in our fucking highway.

A left-hand turn on our major highway.