Playing With Your Organs!
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What happened during Bryan’s gallbladder surgery and recovery?
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530 Ah yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hodley. Best you, Chris. Best
to you, Brian.
Best of you out there on the podcast and streaming audience. I am coming to you live and in real person. And uh six pounds less. My gold bladder was twelve pounds twelve pounds heavy.
Right.
Can you believe that? I lost twelve pounds in the time since I got a g uh went to the hospital for my gallbladder and the time they removed it. So I'm just wondering how much of that. I wish they would give you gallbladder? Yeah, they're supposed to give you like a You know you go on the portal where they tell you about all the things, you know, the medical history and you have your medical records now there. I like that 'cause it's all accessible and you can read what the doctors are writing about you. Like, you know, drug seeking, attention seeking asshole in hospital. You know what I'm saying? But at the end of the day, like
Oh, wait. Oh
Uh oh.
Oh, there we go. Okay, I had a little buzz in my buzz in my microphone. A little buzz fuzz in my buzz. Um, but i I wish they would give me they're supposed to do like a diagnosis on the actual gallbladder when they remove it, and I wish that they would put that up for me so that I would be able to see exactly how much it weighed. It can't weigh more than a couple of ounces, right? It's like the size of your thumb or something. Anyway, that's probably for me eating crackers and soup the whole time. I was
gonna say, yeah, you could barely eat.
I will share with you, like I've shared with Chrissy, I vastly overestimated the ability for I know, we're just stu we're not we're not actually stuck. We're stuck on this screen, but not the actual screen. Uh youtube dot com slash the commercial break in case you want to watch us. Uh so so I vastly overestimated my abilities to recover from major surgery. Major surgery.
Yes, you did. You thought you were gonna jump right back up and be heading out for the weekend party.
I thought I was gonna be at at the at the uh party in the woods. Yeah exactly a day later. And I just was so
I was so bound and determined. I remember you saying I'll just sit in the corner and just sit there and I'm like He being wheeled up like a corner in a cabin.
Uh y you know,
I uh please repeat after me to de you know, in sickness and in health.
That's why I didn't even really follow up that weekend. I mean I did after your surgery and you said I'm an incredible pain. Good call. And that was it. And I was like, well now he's headed off to the cabins. So uh you know
Yeah, he said he's headed off to the party of the wood I d thank you for not bothering me because people were texting me and I was like fuck up I'm a man child. I can't deal with it. First of all, getting put under is uh I g I yeah I I get there early and my brother Patrick who is just a sweet sweetheart 'cause Astrid had you know, we have three children and it's really difficult to do I and I'm and I'll tell more about that maybe in a future episode. But it's really difficult to get them exactly where they need to go and get them to school and then Astrid is also a teacher. So there's a lot that's there's a lot going on in our lives and it doesn't stop Because Brian's gold ladder is acting wonky. And she's like, Just rip it out.
Just rib it out. Yeah, just like Yeah. Be at the party tomorrow. So you know, she's like I c babe, what do you uh let me get somebody to cover my you know, cover my classroom and but and I said, Listen, look this is me, Mr. Stoic. I'm like, babe, the world doesn't stop because I'm getting my glow bladder removed. It's not a big deal. I'm gonna go in, I'm gonna get whoop whoop, I'll be out. Right. I'll be home before you get done with cloop whoop. Zip zip.
Snip snip.
Snip snip. Robot goes in ya, comes out of ya. What's the big deal? They put you to sleep for a couple hours. You're fine. So I just didn't even take any of this very seriously.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened during Bryan’s gallbladder surgery and recovery?
0:01–6:55
2
How did the hospital staff and anesthesia experience affect Bryan’s post‑op pain?
6:55–13:33
3
What complications did Bryan face with gas buildup and pain after surgery?
13:33–19:40
4
How did travel plans and airline restrictions impact Bryan’s recovery?
19:40–26:46
5
What family dynamics and daily routines changed while Bryan was healing?
26:46–34:20
6
Why does the podcast discuss Kim Zolciak and reality‑TV culture?
34:20–40:29
7
What concerns do the hosts have about AI and the future of humanity?
40:29–48:10
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and tease upcoming content?
48:10–53:15