Bryan Green

So all of that is blocked.

All of it.

Okay.

So I got in trouble that cured me quickly of wanting to call anybody and spend any money.

I should have called the sex hotline is what I should have.

I didn't.

I was too afraid to do that because I think I knew that my dad got the bill and that I would I would be busted essentially.

So what I learned many years later was that my grandfather was also prone to spending money calling QVC, late-night infomercials, possibly 1-900 numbers, and spending dickloads of money on...

Me too.

Buying stuff.

Yeah.

Agreed.

Listen, millions of Americans must have, because in my research for TV psychics, I went down the 1-900 craze and the infomercial craze rabbit hole also, and it still remains a billion-dollar business.

It's got to.

The thing is, is that those kitchen gadgets, when they work, can be really cool.

They save you time.

They make food that you like, whatever it is.

I mean, there was that lady who was selling all kind of kitchen gadgets and cookbooks on how, you know, it was like an air boiler, right?

An air boiler?

What the fuck is an air boiler?