Bryan Green

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211,732 appearances 421 recordings 1 series first heard Jan 2024 last heard 3d ago

Bryan Green’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 79 in all, peaking in Oct 2025 with 19.

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The Commercial Break · Playing With Your Organs! · 23 Sep 2026 podcast

I mean, listen, you know, uh I I like having fun as much as the next guy, but this stuff wasn't touching it. matched

And uh you know, doctor matched

Yeah, I mean you go, you have surgery, you know, it's like, hey, they at least they give you the good medicine. matched

Yeah, so you can kinda like, you know, be in and out of consciousness. matched

But this was not that. matched

This was not any fun. matched

So I at some point in the around the second day I was just like, I'm not taking these. matched

Get some Tylenol in me and, you know, just it gutted out, which I did. matched

The other thing that I that I will share is uh about day the second day, Friday night, when I was just trying to sleep, I started thinking about matched

My wife has had two C sections. matched

And this is what she experienced to a much larger degree. matched

Because when you have a C section, they literally cut you three inches deep. matched

Everything. matched

And it was just like it it came to me this entire week since my birthday through the surgery and now into today. matched

My wife is a rock star and I am a cock star. matched

I am a pretender and she is the real deal because she has gutted this out twice in much more hairy circumstances than I ever did. matched

Like having a C-section is much more dangerous than having your gallbladder removed. matched

Uh birth is a fatal condition. matched

Birthing is a fatal condition, and you can die at any moment, and people do all. matched

All the time. matched

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