Bryan Green

Almost three.

Almost three.

Is she starting to grab at the phone, grab at the iPad?

Or take them to restaurants.

Yeah, they take them to restaurants where they don't parent.

They don't understand what parenting is.

They're like weird people on TLC who don't, you know, the kids don't know who Justin Bieber is.

Do you know what I'm saying?

They're like just weird children who can't get along in society now that they're wilding out in their own apartments.

The reality is Astrid and I said the same thing.

We're not going to...

I remember you guys saying that.

When we first met, we were traveling, we would see kids, and they'd have their own iPad, and they'd be pressing it, or they'd be at the dinner table, and we'd just shake our head in condemnation, like little judgmental fucks.

We'd be like, nope, never going to be us.

We're never letting our kids be on there.

And the second the first one was born, we almost handed them the phone instantly.

It was like, will this shut you up?

Okay, good.

All right.

Yeah, whatever works.