Bryan Greene

I mean, he has a lot of guns, but besides all that, he's as close to the Buddha as we're going to get on Earth.

Yeah, he's like helping children and signing autographs and telling people they're cool.

This is what you could have been, Ashton Kutcher.

You could have been.

Had you not defended your shithead co-star there.

You know, I was reading about.

They made that 70s show, which was a great show in the moment.

I don't know if it's aged very well, probably because all the drama we know about the people who actually made the show.

But that 70s show was a great show when it was on.

And then they did that 80s show.

And who the fuck ever watched that 80s show?

Now they have that 90s show, which is on Netflix.

Apparently, you know, those two, Mila Kuniez and Ashton Kutcher, showed up on an episode or two to kind of like...

you know, further the storyline.

Were they like the parents or something?

Yeah, they're the parents now of the children who are on that 90s show, which makes sense.

But I just don't think Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis hold as much weight as they may have at one point.

I think there was that one point where all like, oh, Ashton's a pretty cool guy.

Now I'm like, what a shithead.

I mean, honestly, like what a dumbass.