Bryan Greene

Send me off to Sweden.

Put me in one of those –

a sweet yeah yeah they have those tubes you put yourself in you press a button and then there you go and you disintegrate you just go yeah you just float off into the night and then put me in one of the and then burn me and put me in a tree or whatever they're doing now they grow a tree out of your body they do it's crazy yeah that's the way i want to go i heard i heard someone the other day and something i was listening to say they wanted to just be put into the ground like just straight

Like a dog.

Like burying a dog in your backyard.

Yes, yes.

I was never down with that.

You know, I just read, this is an interesting segue.

I actually have this story open.

I didn't intend to segue into this, but I'll segue into it.

You know that Kristen, Kirsten, whatever her name is, Noem, Kristi Noem, the governor of South Dakota.

What a crackpot.

Anyway, let's get beyond her politics.

And I'm reading a story that she executed her dog and a goat in front of a construction crew a number of years ago.

She wrote it in a book that she executed her dog for being annoying and obnoxious and killing a few chickens on her farm.

What?

Executed the dog and then just buried it.

And then her kids were like, where's Cricket or whatever the dog's name is.

Where's Cricket?

And she's like, I don't know.