Bryan Greene

That's it.

Gone in the morning, comes back at night.

That's just a 15-hour window.

Yes.

And I'm trying to get everybody out the door for school.

And the dog is just like, every time someone goes in or out of that door, it's a signal to that dog, Blue, to go fucking apeshit.

Just to go crazy.

Ra-ra-ra!

And it's like, dude, we're just leaving.

We do this every day, four times a day.

We're leaving the house.

You're okay.

Everything's going to be okay.

But she is so wound up and she's so fucking obnoxious that she will not stop barking like loudly, sharply.

It kind of hurts your ears.

And so we're all trying to get out of the door.

Yes.

ugly nose um while trying to get out of the door and my youngest walks up to the dog and she's got her shoe in her hand and she like starts swinging it at the dog we don't hit the dog but she's like swinging it not to hit it but like she's going like this and she's going no no why it why it yeah because that's what we all do we're like no quiet it's crazy

If blue is still alive, cricket should still be alive.

I can't believe this lady put it in a book.