Bryan Greene

I think it's full of disease and nastiness.

Like, my goodwill stops at roaches and possums.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't feel bad for you.

I'm sorry, I just don't.

Because you're kind of weird.

You're like little aliens crawling around this earth, and I'm not sure you should be here.

So, I don't know if my empathy extends that far.

If you're a dog or a cat or a cute little bird...

Those things I want to have.

Yeah, of course you swerve to miss it.

Causing accidents.

Every time I swerve to miss a squirrel or a chipmunk, I think to myself, one of these days I'm going to die because I swerved to miss it.

There was the other day.

Yeah, you've got to be careful.

I know it is a natural instinct.

That's what makes it so dangerous.

It's like, you know, it's like a, I don't know, like some weird tick that you have.

It's like, ah!

know the other day one of my kids is like was has been for months growing increasingly anxious about bugs right and she doesn't want to see bugs bugs bugs dad bugs bugs bugs bugs but we've been trying to talk her out of it talk her down off the ledge listen most bugs don't want to hurt you they have no interest there are some bugs like roaches that you just kill and then so we're outside we're playing around she notices every bug and she goes oh daddy look there's an ant and