Bryan Greene
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
But you, like, actually don't do most of the stuff I do.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
And you're mostly fucking around by that microphone.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
And, like, you're kind of not participating in all the hard stuff.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
You are a parent, technically, on the birth certificate.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
But I'm not entirely sure that counts much for this particular situation.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
And so I'm, like, taking such offense to this.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
Let them shit and shower and shave.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
And then we're out the door.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
And she's like, Brian, kids don't shave at this age.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
And I'm like, well, whatever.