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Bryan Greene

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4237 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Where's the Tylenol?

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Where's the Benadryl?

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Where's the Xanax?

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

I got to get something so I can go back to sleep for 20 minutes.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And by 335, I know I'm up.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

I'm like, well, fuck it.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

So four o'clock in the morning, 350 in the morning, Astrid comes back, manages to go to sleep for another 20 minutes.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

How she does that, I have no idea.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

I wish I had that magic power.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

But she goes back to sleep for 20 minutes.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

So now I'm just sitting there stirring, mad that Astrid is the one who has to get up early and I'm the one who's already up early.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

I'm all pissed off, right?

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And I'm like, okay, let me turn on a show.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

It'll put me, lull me back to sleep like a baby.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Let me put on that fucking West Wing I've seen 75,000 times.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Right, your own comfort.