Bryan Greene

I'm really not that cool in person.

I'm doing splits on the dance floor.

That's what's going on.

Astrid's panicked about the Uber ride, because we all should be panicked about the Uber ride, because really a stranger's coming to pick you up, right?

And you don't know.

But I see on the little Uber app, and she has every safety feature turned on.

You got to do the pin.

You're sharing it with multiple people.

You know where you are.

You know, blah, blah, blah.

And you turn my iPhone.

You know, find my iPhone.

Okay, we're sharing our location.

I walk her out.

But I also notice the guy has had 11,000 trips and has a 4.99 rating.

Oh, there you go.

So I'm like, 11,000.

trips that's that's a pretty good track i don't think i hope today's not the day he decides to go ape shit you know does he turn into an axe murderer today probably not i think you do that around trip 13 000 we're still good right so i walk her out to the to the uber and i come back into the house and who's fucking barking blue so blue's barking at me and now

Other children are up.

Everybody's up.