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Taxes and fees extra.

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50 gigabytes may slow when network is busy.

Capable device required.

Availability, speed, and coverage varies.

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Hey man, stop licking me, okay?

All right, here we go.

My homegirl was dating this guy in a wheelchair, but I stopped being friends with her because she was letting him beat her.

Like why the fuck would you stand or sit somewhere and let him beat you up?