Chapter 1: What surprises did Bob give the crew after the holidays?
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How would you sing it? How would you sing confess?
Confess?
Do the intro.
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Chapter 2: What bizarre story involves a woman trading sexual favors for alcohol?
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Chapter 3: How did a hitchhiking trip turn into a wild LSD experience?
They started laughing and taking shots, hanging out behind the drive-thru. And then she takes one of the boys into the office and gets him comfortable. Gets on her knees completely willing, may I add, as the other friend is now helping himself and making himself a hearty sandwich. at the soup and sandwich station.
When she completes the job, he got up and went to check out on his friend and his sandwich. She purposely pushed the panic button and that's when she got called. Obviously, the boys were confused when the cops show up. When I get done watching the footage with two officers, her and my boss still has the headset on trying to take orders drunk.
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Hmm.
That's another one where it's like, fuck, like how am I supposed to react to this or comment to this? That's so heavy.
How do you claim one thing not knowing that there's cameras everywhere?
Sounds like she might have not been fucking normal upstairs. She might have been a few tacos short of a taco stand. A few grapes short of a fruit salad. What else you got? Nothing. I got nothing. A few laundry sheets. A few cows short of a hamburger. Short of a dryer. What? That's the first thing that came to mind. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
That whole situation just did not rub me the right way because we didn't really know if the kids were of age and like how old the lady was. Yeah, how old was the lady? Because I'm thinking like 90. Yeah. What? We're in a coffee shop. I need more context with these stories. Well, obviously the kids went and bought alcohol though. Yeah, so maybe they weren't teenagers.
They didn't buy it. They fetched it.
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Chapter 4: What do the hosts think about clapping back at internet trolls?
Linda, you're holding a bottle of alcohol in your profile picture and said wine tasting is your second job. Sounds trashy to me.
I literally say it in the most monotone voice. People think I'm upset and I'm really just like, Linda, are we really doing this right now? I just feel like it's kind of fun for me. I love saying their name. Oh, me too. If you leave me a fucked up comment, I'm going to go analyze your entire life and then I'm going to make you feel bad about it.
I'm on your husband's sister's profile.
Oh, I found your grandma. Yeah. Grandma mom can get it. Okay. Meemaw can get it.
Dude, I got called a fat fuck the other day. Whoa. And the man was 400 pounds. And I'm not exaggerating. That's what I'm talking about. What is wrong with these people? And you called me a fat fuck.
It's just, I call it, people are like, you shouldn't do that. And I'm like, it's giving them a taste of their own fucking medicine. Because they do that because they've commented on fucking 10 other fucking people's shit and nobody said anything back to them. But you come to my page, I'm gonna make you rethink your fucking life.
I'm screenshotting your profile picture and letting them have it. Oh, that's my favorite thing.
Have you guys seen the girl? That she will do her makeup to look like the person that commented.
I love her so much. It's so funny. I just saw her today for the first time.
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