Ask, Tell, Confess: We’ll Probably Get Cancelled For These Confessions
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What surprises did Bob give the crew after the holidays?
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Hello, friends. Welcome to another... Ask. No.
That was nice. Did we like it? That was a good one. I like your dance moves.
How would you sing it? How would you sing confess?
Confess?
Do the intro.
Welcome back to another episode.
No, that's the freaking dumb blonde podcast.
I'm asleep already. I know, but I gotta lean into it. I can't just Welcome back to another Ask Attell. Confess.
Yeah.
Wow.
That was good.
We might have Jaime do it every week. Should we have Jaime do it every week?
I feel like I was about to watch a WWE match.
A little radio voice. I got energized.
I literally got energized from that. That was great. Yeah, I'm ready to record. That was fucking great.
Here we go.
All right, guys. The holidays are fucking over. Thank God. And we are back at it. Back in action. That's me. Bag in action.
Who's ready to kick this shit off? I'm excited. Guys, speaking of holidays, we got a present from Bob. Bob! First, we have to listen to his voicemails, though, because he did call us and let us know that he sent us a present. We fucking love you, Bob.
And by the way, guys, if you buy a ticket... To come see the show, we are going to try to see if we can get Bob to be a part of the show in L.A. Yep. He wants to come to the L.A. show. Bob at a show? Bob out. Coming out on stage. Bob out! Hold on. Here we go.
This is Bob. Bob out. Bob is out. Bob is... I'm going to send you guys a present. Bob out. Bob out, baby. We haven't recorded in a while because we stacked a little bit to get through the holidays. So I think he thought maybe we didn't get our presents. So he called back again. This is Bob. When are you going to find out about your package? Bob Howard.
Bob, we got your package.
Bob, we got your package.
We're going to open it. First of all, Bob, you are the sweetest man ever. Thank you so much for our presence. I'm so excited. He said he made us something, guys.
He made it? He made these for us. You're a sweet boy. I don't know whose are whose, but I'm going to let you open them and we'll figure them out.
Oh, Bob. I love freaking Reno.
Yep.
Okay. Ready? Putting on the glasses so I can see.
There.
What is it? What is it?
It's the nicest thing I've ever gotten. He made us bracelets. Oh, my goodness. He made one for Jelly Roll. This one's Jaime's.
Stop.
Give it to me. Oh.
Jaime, come get your present. Come get your present, Jaime. That one's for Jelly Roll.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What surprises did Bob give the crew after the holidays?
0:00–7:33
2
What bizarre story involves a woman trading sexual favors for alcohol?
7:33–16:56
3
How did a hitchhiking trip turn into a wild LSD experience?
16:56–27:31
4
What do the hosts think about clapping back at internet trolls?
27:31–35:46