Caitlin Green

Nobody would do this.

It's been debunked, but there's still an investigation pending.

And I just appreciate the fact that...

Penis gate is a term that was being thrown around in conjunction with the Winter Olympics this year.

And I think the last Summer Olympics in Paris, I believe, didn't one of the people who have to jump over the bar, didn't his male appendage knock the bar out of the way?

Wasn't that like a viral moment?

I thought it was.

Oh.

They adore him.

Yeah.

They love him.

I mean, because think about the number of One Direction, rabid One Direction fans that didn't really have anywhere to place their fandom, right?

Like Zayn fell off.

Niall Horan had a minute there, but still not releasing a ton of stuff.

So they've all sunk into Harry Styles land.

And he's also like, he's a, you know, a charming young kind of cool, very cool guy.

And so, yeah, he's got a rabid fan base who are willing to pay a lot of money to see him live.

Selling their blood.

Oh, great.

This is a thing that is happening.