Callan
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And I'm loud, Tommy!
Riding it from Leeds to run a lesbian poop head back.
Well, the chat show's over for the summer.
I've set Fred Cook free again, like the billy goat at the end of the Puck Fair.
Run free, you magnificent beast!
Would June, the last episode, sort of make you feel maudlin at all?
Like the kind of way you feel when you stare at a guest with a wobbly lip and your legs crossed extra high, observing 30 seconds of excruciatingly pretentious silence.
The only thing I want to feel, quiet Tommy, is the shudders upon sight of the bare arse of a balanced slow banshee.
I find it's important to feel all the emotions, loud Tommy.
You know, like from being wistful to being full of wist.
You know, the sort of things that will upset a fella in a pair of trousers.
Like what, quiet Tommy?