Callan

I once got bad yolks on the bus to fail it to see the Venga boys.

Their heads on the bus went round and round, round and round.

Well, like, I'm talking about, you know, things upsetting people.

What?

Like the new Archie radio jingles.

What happened there?

Oh, Christ.

Some English lad got a pile of money and he emailed them demo settings from his Casio keyboard.

It sounds like a plinky robot taking a shite on a sheet of glass.

But it's more than that.

Oh, here he goes.

It's the lack of credibility Do you know What's he talking about It's like Ryan Tuberty Interviewing someone about poverty After all the bloob is payment I love him The Thai man was feet apart To his finger giblets Or like Dermot Bannon's new show Super Spaces Rubbed in your faces Jesus Christ It's out of touch or what I love his style though Quiet Tommy Puffer jacket that makes him look like a Turnip tucked into a pair of jeans I can't get you to feel any wist at all Can I Never

You're utterly whistless.

I'm a zero percent whist.

Listen, it's been lovely talking to you anyway.

Loud Tommy.

All together, the Barnabas has come.

It's going to be a long summer.

Me and that fella stuck together out in Connemara.

Christ.