Callan

Well, Katie, it's good to see a friendly face, all things considered.

Go on, give us a bit of crack there.

What are the gluten-free yahoos above and above doing now?

Well, since I'm no longer in government, I am more concerned about local issues.

Are you okay?

Like the toilets at Tralee bus station.

Tis only a disgrace.

Sorry now, where's all the roaring and shouting, Michael?

Come on.

Why aren't you doing a little jig and belting out?

Take that back at your mortal enemies for micro-slides.

Yerra, what would be the point?

What?

Tis only a diddind.

Jeez, you're in a bad way, alright.

Didditnil.

I've heard you're barely doing clinics and you've even been looking sad at some of the funerals you've been going to.

O'channis, o'channó!

Yeah I was a great minister Inside my field Many fields Okay My legacy will be The miles upon miles Of beautiful fences I've erected over the years Fences Grants for erecting fences Yeah I had erections From Killiebegs to Kinsale Wow It was a beautiful thing to behold Come here Have you spoken to Danny About it at all To hell with that Clamorg Whoa I never want to see him again

Okay, but the voice in my ear says a surprise guest is already on the line.