Callan

Right, well, unless there's anything else, would you like me to pass on any message to your successor?

Yes, let them know Larry the Cat only hisses at people who renege on election promises.

Right.

The floorboards in the upstairs flat creak loudly, giving you little time to hide under your desk when aides come looking for decisions to be made.

I see.

And I'm sorry I hadn't time to replace the Bojo gold wallpaper.

Well, if that's everything, I'm afraid we won't be meeting again, so I have something for you.

Please, Your Majesty, this isn't the Reform Party.

I couldn't possibly accept five million pounds on... Don't be ridiculous.

The Crown only has that kind of money for special occasions like... Oh.

...settling lawsuits or exiling brothers.

Well, in that case, I'm happy to accept whatever you have to offer, sir.

Uno, it's just a sick bag.

You're what?

Because you look like you're about to vomit.

Ah, how I'll miss our little chats.

Next!

Go, Titanic!

Okay, okay, it's the last day before the summer break.

Here to give us all a good laugh before I finish up is Michael Healy-Ray.