Cam Patterson
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Just moved here from Florida.
Hooked up with a... Yeah!
Florida in the building!
Hooked up with an Austin Cougar last night.
You know what I'm saying?
Sister Elder was an amazing woman, man.
She was amazing.
She was 88, so it was a definitely past cougar.
She was triceratops, bitch.
That's what that was.
Just extra old.
She had one of them old 1930s bushes that started at the top of the belly button, right?
And it went all the way down up the back into a fade.
It was a strong bush.
I called it Busch Gardens.
That's how thick it was.
It was roller coasters and shit.
It was a great time.
She was an old hoe, man.
She's like, I want all hoes filled, even the one in her neck, because she was a smoker, so, you know?