Cam Patterson
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KILL TONY
#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
My dad, the first person that called me about the repeat joke, he said, you repeated a joke.
KILL TONY
#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
And I was like, no, they said, you repeated a joke, nigga.
KILL TONY
#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
Good, because I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
KILL TONY
#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
And if you haven't got your $6,400 from the government, what are you doing?
KILL TONY
#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
Hey, we got any Taylor Swift fans in here?
KILL TONY
#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
I'm almost positive she already has a song that rhymes Travis Kelce, Something Else, NFL in the Middle, CTE, and Remember Me, you know?
KILL TONY
#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
I can't wait for her to just date a black guy so she could just come out with a mad rap album or something.
KILL TONY
#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
Somehow she's able to rhyme the word trigger, you know?
KILL TONY
#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
I love my wife, been with her for 12 years.