#651 - ARI SHAFFIR
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Go to sunsetstripatx.com. And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Redneck coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Give it up for Tony Hitchcliff!
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Who is the special guest introduced in this episode?
Matt Muehling on the electric guitar has a brand new single out, 020, the letter 020, the new hit song, Epsilon. The great John Dees on the keys. Check out johndees.bandcamp.com for all of his music. That's D-E-A-S. That's the great Michael Gonzalez on the drums.
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And how loud can this place get for the one, the only, the great and powerful D-Motherfucking Madness on the bass? Jesus Christ almighty. Un-effing-believable. The kids are put to bed. The bongs are bubbling. Here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made tonight's episode available for you here right now.
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode or what? You guys are in for a very special treat. You know, sometimes I have multiple guests on and sometimes it gets a little too fucking busy for my liking. Too many people trying to chime in. The show doesn't get to breathe. Sometimes the people don't know the show that well and they're doing this and that. This is a special episode because this is a fucking veteran of the Kill Tony guest game coming on solo. He's been stuck... with a ton of people on every episode that he's been on recently, and we have him here all by himself. He is truly my big brother, one of my favorite mentors in the history of my fucking career, and a man who I love with all of my goddamn heart.
Comedy store legend. You know him from all of his hit specials, all of his hit podcasts, one of the funniest human beings on planet Earth, and one of my favorite humans of all time. Let's see how loud this place can get for the one and only Ari Shaffir, everybody. Thank you. Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Let's go!
Yes! Whoo! Oh, yeah! Ari Shaffir and his band of minions... Oh, my God. You have the craziest balls of all time. It never gets old. Every time I'm like, Jesus Christ. Oh, God. Watching them slip back into those pants was the scariest thing. It's like watching a baby be fucking pushed back into the womb or something like that. Seven pounds, eight ounces of nuts. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Was that a yarmulke I saw in one of them? It's unbelievable. You put the men in menorah. Those fucking things are wild, dude. Make some noise for Ari Shaffir, everybody. Coming in with a fucking bang. We're going to have fun tonight. Good to be back, Tony. Good to be back, Red Band. Good to be back, band. We love you. I've been looking forward to this.
You know, ever since, the show's gotten a little bit bigger lately than it was ever before. Yeah, I heard you're doing the Hebrew Center. Yes. Yeah. Madison Square Garden. Two nights. You're going to take a tunnel there. Am I correct? That's the Kike Arena. Yeah.
From the Hebrew Center to the Kike Arena.
Tony, you can do no wrong. It is unbelievable, and I'm... I'll dig your route from here to there. I love it. I cannot fucking wait. But, you know, a lot of people... We're at the point now to where a lot of the biggest comedians in the world hit me up, and they're like, hey, can I do this show, this and that? And I've been telling you for a month or two, I wanted you to be on fucking Solo, just me and you.
How does Tony describe the live audience experience?
We'll fucking get into this shit. You know how it works, dude. 219 human beings signed up tonight.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:01–1:37
2
Who is the special guest introduced in this episode?
1:37–5:44
3
How does Tony describe the live audience experience?
5:44–9:57
4
What insights does Tony share about the show format?
9:57–59:23
5
What transition is Uncle Lazer making in his comedy career?
59:23–1:00:08
6
What humorous remarks are made about almond milk?
1:00:08–1:00:32
7
What embarrassing situation does the speaker share involving OnlyFans?
1:00:32–1:01:00
8
How does the conversation conclude with a comedic touch?
1:01:00–1:58:44