Cam Patterson
speaker
1,264 appearances
8 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2023
last heard Oct 2024
Cam Patterson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You get a great pump, you know what I'm saying?
So, like, I got that thing on me, you know what I'm saying?
But, like, yeah, I took it just because what if, you know?
I felt like it was a pretty win-win.
Louis?
Did you try and comfort her with a boner?
Because that doesn't work if you're just rubbing your boner.
No, I was just jerking off in the back seat, like, just waiting in there.
Do you think her dad was going to kill himself because he accidentally jacked off to her porn?
No, you know what I think it was?
I think it was, he wasn't worried about the three black guys that were going to gangbang her, dude.
He was more worried about her fucking Uncle Lazer.
That's what it was.
At the end of it, I was just like, look, it's already hard.
It's not going to exfoliate itself.
You know what I'm saying?
Cam?
He was just eating pizza with a hard dick.
Sad.
Hey, no, hold on now.
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